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Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock

Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock

Aug. 19, 2025 $2.09
Windows

Stone Simulator is a meditative idle game where you live as a rock enduring endless seasons and absurd events. Survive storms, unlock quirky achievements, and observe a serene, ever-changing world. Perfect for Zen-like relaxation or meme-worthy humor.

About

Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist. Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever. Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock? Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence— Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide! Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock . Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you. Gameplay Highlights : 🌦️ Seasons & Weather : Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains. 🕰️ Time Flies : Watch days, years, and centuries pass 🏆 Absurd Achievements : Unlock meme-worthy trophies like 'Existential Crisis' (do nothing for 3 years) and many other. Why Be a Rock? Zen Mode : Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals. Meme Fuel : Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy 'so bad it’s good' humor. Zero Skill Required : Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)

85 Positive
4 Negative
1021 Recommendations
3 Peak CCU
39 Achievements

Developer

STFGames

Publisher

STFGames

Genres

Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation, Massively Multiplayer

Categories

Single-player, Family Sharing, Steam Achievements, Multi-player, Partial Controller Support, Co-op, Online Co-op, Stats

Tags

Early Access (224) Exploration (203) Immersive Sim (197) Idler (192) Survival (187) Nature (181) PvE (176) Life Sim (171) 3D (169) Third Person (163) Relaxing (156) Funny (152) Casual (149) Simulation (143) Realistic (135) Colorful (132) Family Friendly (127) Philosophical (119) Atmospheric (105) Comedy (89)

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About

Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist. Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever. Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock? Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence— Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide! Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock . Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you. Gameplay Highlights : 🌦️ Seasons & Weather : Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains. 🕰️ Time Flies : Watch days, years, and centuries pass 🏆 Absurd Achievements : Unlock meme-worthy trophies like 'Existential Crisis' (do nothing for 3 years) and many other. Why Be a Rock? Zen Mode : Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals. Meme Fuel : Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy 'so bad it’s good' humor. Zero Skill Required : Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)

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