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I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling

Dec. 11, 2017 $0.54
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Do you love opening loot crates, but hate the tedious gameplay sessions in between? Our marketing department has the game for you! Unbox random items! Get stuff, but not what you really want! Skate legal and ethical lines! Remember kids, its only a video game, so grab your parents credit card!

About

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling skips the boring gameplay part of your game and takes you straight to what you really care about: Opening lootboxes! Experience the thrill of never getting the thing you really want while getting duplicate loot of the thing you don't really care about! Features include: Complete Loot System! Set of trash, common, uncommon, rare, epic, and legendary loot boxes and loot! 6 full tiers of loot boxes in development, with more on the way! Usually we just change the tint! Massive Collection System! Collect them All! We'll constantly remind you of the fact that your collections are incomplete. Don't worry, you can solve that with more purchases! Customize it! Loot boxes contain boxes, skins and hats. Boxes unlock... moar boxes! Get hats for your Customized Loot Box Loadout!

1499 Positive
140 Negative
1529 Recommendations
9 Peak CCU
29 Achievements

Developer

Mutant Entertainment Studios

Publisher

Mutant Entertainment Studios

Genres

Casual, Simulation

Categories

Single-player, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing, Steam Achievements

Tags

Loot (160) Memes (153) Funny (151) Satire (147) Collectathon (146) Comedy (136) Clicker (130) 3D (126) Point & Click (125) Parody (124) Psychological Horror (121) Relaxing (119) Simulation (115) Anime (107) Casual (102) Gambling (97) Realistic (94) Resource Management (84) Singleplayer (77) Horror (76)

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About

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling skips the boring gameplay part of your game and takes you straight to what you really care about: Opening lootboxes! Experience the thrill of never getting the thing you really want while getting duplicate loot of the thing you don't really care about! Features include: Complete Loot System! Set of trash, common, uncommon, rare, epic, and legendary loot boxes and loot! 6 full tiers of loot boxes in development, with more on the way! Usually we just change the tint! Massive Collection System! Collect them All! We'll constantly remind you of the fact that your collections are incomplete. Don't worry, you can solve that with more purchases! Customize it! Loot boxes contain boxes, skins and hats. Boxes unlock... moar boxes! Get hats for your Customized Loot Box Loadout!

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